26 – Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster!

March 13, 2017

It’s the Skunk Ape from Shreveport, the Bigfoot from Bremerton squaring off against the Sea Creature from Scotland, the dinosaur of Drumnadrochit. Sasquatch versus The Loch Ness Monster! Which legend do you believe? Which creature’s believers are more insane? Two of the world’s most famous mythological creatures get sucked… today on Timesuck!

Albert “Lunatic Lumberjack” Ostman

That one time Sasquatch rode Nessie

2012 Nessie faked photo

Uncropped “Surgeon’s Photo”

25 foot Conger Eel (hoax photo)

Conger Eel

Original 1934 cropped “Surgeon’s Photo”

Plesiosaur skeleton

Plesiosaur interpretation

Alleged Yeti footprint


  1. Carson says:

    Hey dan love you podcast keep on doing what you doing. You should come to Minneapolis soon thanks.

  2. MelmanTurtle says:

    I had been putting off listening to your podcasts because every time it showed up on pandora and I got into my phone, one of my favorite bits from you would come up and I’d get lost in your magical world of ridiculous hilariousness. And forget. Who am I kidding though? Favorite? I haven’t heard anything from you I haven’t liked. Anyways… I just listened to your first podcast and oh man, huge mistake. I should not have waited to listen. Please, please please don’t ever stop making these. I can tell just by looking that they get better and better.

    1. admin says:

      Wow! Thanks for such a fantastic message. No plans to stop. Feels like this turning into something truly special. Thank you!

  3. Ben Kringer says:

    You could do the cerebral and biological process of death! ?

    1. admin says:

      Cool topic Ben – I will add it to the list!

  4. Nemo says:

    Damn Dan, you give good suck; great stuff!!

  5. Tyler W says:

    Sadly, I happen to know a Sasquatch believer that believes the government has a Sasquatch reserve hidden in a government restricted area in Tennessee. He says the government is aware of them and wants to keep the truth hidden to keep us separated.

  6. Bryan Dockins says:

    Hey Dan, love the podcast!
    You got me to buy Chad’s new special and it’s awesome just like all of yours. It would be awesome if you had him on an episode! Keep it up, hope you do more mythical monster stuff. Like this one or sea monsters.

    1. admin says:

      Thanks Bryan! Glad you liked Chad’s new album and the podcast as well. And yeah, need to explore some sea monsters!

  7. David Jessup says:

    So we still keep finding bones of dinosaurs but have yet to find a Yeti skeleton? Those Bigfooters ride the in the same car as those flat earthers.

  8. David Jessup says:

    Thanks for giving the backstories on the men who made the most famous pictures of these creatures. It really exposed how obviously fake they are. Growing up as a kid I believed in both of these and I feel like I just found out Santa Clause isn’t real.

    1. admin says:

      Haha. I know, right? Damn those dickheads! Why can’t a few monsters be real? Would make the world so much more interesting (and terrifying!)

  9. Brandon says:

    Dan, keep up the good work, it’s nice to learn new things every week, or if I already know, just to get a different perspective on the subject. Your doing a phenomenal job, and I can’t wait to get my on sucker t-shirt. If I may, I want to suggest a topic: Anime, (history of and how it came to America), or maybe the JonBenet Ramsey case? I do really enjoy the mimurder mystery or darker episodes. Something about the dark interests me. Thanks again for the good suckin, and keep on doing your thing man!

    1. admin says:

      Thank you so much for awesome feedback Brandon! I really appreciate it. Adding Anime and Jon Benet Ramsey to the list for sure. Have a great week!

  10. Ian says:

    Loving the longer podcast! Feels like I get more suck for my buck.

    1. admin says:

      Haha! Glad you’re enjoying that extra suck!!

  11. chris says:

    Dan you need to make shirts for this podcast I would buy them so fast!

    1. admin says:

      Got ’em! First (of hopefully many) shirts are available for sale now. Thank you Chris!

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