The Brothers Grimm! German folklorists Jacob and Wilhem Grimm collected a lot of strange, old, primarily Germanic tales back in the mid-19th century. Tales like Cinderella, Snow White, Hansel and Gretel and so many more. More than 200 stories that inspired countless future authors and artists. Stories that companies like Disney cleaned up and turned into highly profitable family-friendly movies. But the original stories, NOT that family friendly. Not by today's standards. Turns out we meatsacks have enjoyed a dark, violent, and just plain odd story for a lot longer than Timesuck has been around. Enjoy! 

Check out Lynze and I's new horror podcast Scared to Death. Listen on Spotify, Stitcher, iTunes, Youtube, and more! Here's the iTunes link: https://apple.co/2MRMgai

We're donating $4,200 to the Equal Justice Initiative Dedicated to freeing wrongfully incarcerated inmates. To find out more, go to https://eji.org/

2020 Toxic Thoughts Tour Standup dates: http://dancummins.tv
Brooklyn, NY Feb 8 The Bell House CLICK HERE for tix!
Washington DC Feb 9 The Improv CLICK HERE for tix! 
Huntington Beach Feb 14-16 The Rec Room CLICK HERE for tix! 
St Louis Feb 20-22 Helium CLICK HERE for tix! 
Salt Lake City Feb 28-29 Wiseguy's CLICK HERE for tix! 
Nashville March 12-14 Zanies CLICK HERE for tix! 
Huntsville, AL March 15 Stand Up Live CLICK HERE for tix! 
Philadelphia March 26-28 Punchline CLICK HERE for tix! 

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