The Greek Gods! Didn't expect this to be the craziest suck we've ever done going in, but maybe it was. The Greek Gods were unbelievably insane. These very human-like gods were flawed and complicated. They hurt those who they no longer favored. They actively helped those who they did favor, or those who could be useful when it came to their own godly and often diabolical schemes. They tricked and manipulated humans to serve their often selfish agendas. They fought with each other. Imprisoned each other. They came to power by overthrowing other gods. And we Suck them today!

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Donating $3200 this month to the nonprofit - Holding Out Help. Holding Out HELP provides those who come from a polygamous culture the resources needed to transition from isolation to independence! Thank you, Space Lizards!

Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at

October 24-26 Portland OR Helium Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!

November 1-2 Columbus, OH Funny Bone Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!

November 7-9 Denver, CO Comedy Works (downtown) CLICK HERE for tix!

November 10 - Denver, CO LIVE TIMESUCK CLICK HERE for tix!

November 21-23 Grand Rapids, MI Dr. Grins (at the B.O.B) CLICK HERE for tix!

November 23 Grand Rapids, MI LIVE TIMESUCK CLICK HERE for tix!

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