The origin of the Chupacabra legend! UFO sightings in Yosemite. A giant, lost Egyptian city in the Grand Canyon. Another underground city supposedly inhabited by mystical Lemurians in Mount Shasta. Mysterious murders. Unexplained disappearances. Haunted camp lodges. Cursed land. The birth of a cult that exists unto this day. Myths, monsters, aliens, ghosts, and more in today‚Äôs cornucopia of strange, national park mysteries edition, of Timesuck! 

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March 28 Naples, Florida - Off the Hook Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix!

March 30 Miami, Florida - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!

April 4-6 Cleveland, Ohio - Hilarities CLICK HERE for tix!

April 11th Des Moines, Iowa - The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!

April 12-13 Kansas City, Missouri - The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!

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** LIVE ANT HILL KIDS CULT TIMESUCK April 14 Nashville - Zanies CLICK HERE for tix! 

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