Joseph Stalin. Icon of the 20th century. Personification of Soviet might. Catalyst of the Cold War. Hero to some, monster to many. The Man of Steel who brought the Soviet Union to the world stage and helped end WWII while simultaneously terrorizing his own people (including Chikatilo!) and bringing his fellow communists to their knees. What was previously viewed as a backwards country, quickly rose to a world superpower under his determined, sociopathic drive. The numbers vary wildly, mostly due to propaganda and secrecy, but estimates range from a conservative 3 million deaths to a terrifying 60 million murders under his long, horrific reign. And today, we dig into his life, beliefs, accomplishments, crimes and more, on a cold-blooded, communistic edition of Timesuck.

You can now signup to become a Space Lizard!!! . Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST, starting Feb. 8th. Starting Feb. 1st, you will get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You will also get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. Voting for the following month's 1st Monday topic will end midnight PST on the previous month, and voting for the following month's third Monday topic will end on Midnight PST on the last day of the month. And you get a new comedy album delivered on Feb. 1st, Feel the Heat! Speaking of new comedy albums...

Click THIS LINK today’s podcast description to listen to my new album, Maybe I’m on the Problem, on Pandora Premium even if you you don't have a Premium account!!!

This link gives you a free 30 mins free trial of Pandora Premium so when that time is up, just come back and click the link and you’ll be given a second 30 mins - enough time to finish the new album. For free! You don’t have to be a paying Pandora user to listen. DO IT! I'm super proud of it.  

Also, the link only works on your mobile phone and if you’re still having trouble just to make sure to update your Pandora app. So check that out!

Timesuck was brought to you today by Audible!! Start a 30-day trial and your first audiobook is free! Go to or text TIMESUCK to 500-500. 

Timesuck was also brought to you by Leesa! Try a Leesa mattress in your own home for 100 nights risk-free. Get $100 off when you go to

Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and

Philadelphia, PA The Punchline January 25-27th.  CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

CHICAGO! Zanies Comedy Club in Rosemont January 31st - Feb.3rd. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Baltimore! Magooby's. Sunday, Jan. 28th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

For all other standup tour dates - go to the new