Einstein! Theoretical physicist. Nobel Prize winning mathematician. Guy who made his name synonymous with genius. Man who changed the world’s understanding of space and time. Guy who Flat Earthers and Conspiracy nuts think is a fraud. A man who stayed curious and worked on coming to a firmer understanding of the world around him and the universe that contained that world until quite literally the day he died. Also, maybe one of the world’s worst husbands. Also maybe a super shitty dad. His genius is indisputable. How great of a person he may have been is a little more complicated. So let’s dig in. Let’s suck in. Lets’s get a little smarter ourselves this holiday season and suck on some Albert Einstein!  Happy Holidays!!

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Denver, CO, Comedyworks, Dec. 28-31st. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!!

Indianapolis, IN. Morty’s Comedy Joint January 5th and 6th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Providence, RI The Comedy Connection January 19-20th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Chicopee, MA Cabot Comedy Club Jan 21st CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Philadelphia, PA The Punchline January 25-27th.  CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

LIVE PODCAST added on Feb. 16th to the Detroit show at the Magic Bag. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Gotham Comedy Club in NYC on Sunday, Feb. 11th. CLICK HERE FOR TIX!

Chicago, Minneapolis and more coming soon. CLICK HERE for full tour schedule.

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